why is it that 'masculine' is not listed in the 'mood' section of myspace status messages? if 'horny' can be listed as an option why didn't anyone over at viacom forsee the fact that i might one day feel secure, perhaps even joyous at the fact that i have testicles?
i've also become way too good for bigelow, but too poor to bring my own tea to work. ohhh the dilemma...
