off-white noise

• i've noticed a disturbing trend in colloquialisms recently; chillax, natch or totes - not okay! this is a recurring problem. spec-tac is acceptable.
• summer is exhausting.
• portland is spec-tac.
• for some reason there are random counties in nebraska, colorado and utah where, going against the state trend, the term "soda" is preferable to "pop".
• i'm trying to find a new job. i'm not trying very hard. trying is difficult.
• i've named my stomach 'howard'. shut the fuck up howard!
• seriously thinking about moving to athens. mainly because theo hilton once told an entire audience they should and i happened to be in that audience. that's practically an invitation for me to go sleep on his couch.
• i still haven't decided if this is actually worth posting.