so last night i'm eating dinner with my friend. i get a facebook friend request on my phone. i glance over it. i see the name "jackie". the only jackie i can think of was a kindly, talkative and somewhat cute friend i made in a bar on sunday. but we only talked for like 5 minutes before i rushed out, so how the hell did she find me on the interwebs?
i fully open the message and realize i know another person named jackie. my grandma. my grandma is on facebook.
goddamn it.
i suppose this is my punishment for not calling her often enough.
