booger types

1. the parachuter (aka the commando) - a booger that clings to your nose hair in plain view, for all to see.
2. the landmine - a dried booger placed on the underside of your desk by a disgruntled co-worker.
3. the flubber - the gooey kind that stretches on it's way out and then slaps itself back together on your finger. frequently used to make landmines.
4. the menses - the kind with a streak of blood in it.
5. the croissant - the crusty ones. easily extractable thought ever so slightly painful as they frequently envelop nose hair.
6. el gordo - the kind that is so big that, once cleared, instantly improves your ability to breathe. often a croissant/flubber combo.
7. the cobain - a typically undersized booger which commits hari-kari by flinging itself out of your nose and on to the floor.
8. the aurora - a variation of the cobain that winds up in someones drink.
9. the douche - boogers that spontaneously leak from your nose after swimming.