i take it all back

setbacks are always temporary

barriers can be broken

scrapes scab over

wounds heal

people can be redeemed

slights can be forgiven

days always end

disappointed relieved

the good can be seen

the bad can be reckoned with

as long as we're all together

we can do anything

everything will be okay

totally awesome

wicked sweet

Solution Preparation for Benzyl Alcohol Peroxide Assay

Dearest Jesus-

Get me the fuck out of here.

Pony

i'm going back to friendster?

so last night i'm eating dinner with my friend. i get a facebook friend request on my phone. i glance over it. i see the name "jackie". the only jackie i can think of was a kindly, talkative and somewhat cute friend i made in a bar on sunday. but we only talked for like 5 minutes before i rushed out, so how the hell did she find me on the interwebs?

i fully open the message and realize i know another person named jackie. my grandma. my grandma is on facebook.

goddamn it.

i suppose this is my punishment for not calling her often enough.

dropping the familial soap

i tried to write him a letter. i don't know what to say.

"congrats on being the first one in the family to go to jail. hope youre enjoying the pruno. see you in october. p.s. don't be afraid to poop yourself if you feel it's necessary."

seems a little crass.

better to say nothing at all.

SNAFU

i don't even know where to begin. any recap would contain one glaring omission and the omitted subject is really the only thing worth talking about. but we can't - not here.

i want to go to sleep.

http://everythingwillbeokay.com/youll_get_over_it/promise.html

i've resigned myself to the fact that a certain aspect of my life will always be one massive clusterfuck.

they've come to snuff the rooster

• it feels good to be naked outside.
• nudist resorts are about 2/3 dudes (nudists apparently blame this on the pressures society put on women) .
• you don't really want to look at 97% of the people.
• you'll see more cocks in one day than you've seen in your entire life. well, some of you will.
• i was amazed at the diversity of male gentalia and how many dudes had really small ones and how few dudes had really big ones. i really did feel bad for them.
• i helped set the guinness world record for largest simultaneous skinny dip.
• realized that "i am okay, just as i am".